This Is the Way the Ladies Ride

This Is the Way the Ladies Ride

This is the way the ladies ride,

Trot, Tort!, Trot, Trot! Trot, Trot!

This is the way the gentlemen ride,

Gallop-atrot! Gallop-a-trot!

This is the way the farmers ride

Hobbledy-hoy! Hobbledy-hoy!